I want to carry Grace Helbig around in a jar!!
(Source: joannethebestest)
my weekend dance
she is a comedic genius!
Well, looks like you got what you wanted. Because now we’re officially over.
I don’t think sometimes! I stopped fucking your mortal enemy because of you! I told her to fuck off because of you!
You were about to fuck my mortal enemy! I think I’m allowed to be angry with you.
…why do you hate me now?
Well good luck in the future, Hayden.
Breakups confuse me! And mess me up!
But you were. Only a few fucking hours after we broke up!
I’m not anymore!
Just go back to having sex with Jessica!
I just want to help.
Well, don’t. Just stop. I can handle this.
I don’t need you to defend me anymore, Hayden.
I don’t need to. But I want to. So I am.